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Credit for every pic but the first 2 - M_Lady69 https://www.reddit.com/user/M_Lady69

Jack was a confident, headstrong guy in his 20s. He'd always been full of motivation and happily stuck to his routines. He was in great shape, and couldn't understand why people had issues. You just had to do it, right? However, the only thing he lacked was a lot of cash, having been recently unemployed.

With the emergence of the swap clinic, it was beginning to become common place to sell desirable traits, or pay people to take ones you didn't like or want. 

Which is why Jack's roommate Richard was so shocked when he came home to find a young woman rather than his roommate

"Who the hell are you?" He demanded

"Chill dude, it's me Jack. I traded some stuff away at the clinic"

"What? Why?"

"Free fucking money dude. They paid so much cash for my muscles, my manhood and some height. Now all I gotta do is get this body in shape, sell on the fitness, and do it again."

"You understand it's gonna be way harder to do that as a girl right? Like, you can't eat as much, and it's gonna be harder to gain muscle?"

"Pfft, that's just excuses dude. Women just like to complain, trust me, this is genius"

However, a couple of months later Jack didn't look much different at all. He'd been working out, but not quite as often as before. He'd also traded some of his motivation, but figured he'd be fine. He was just adjusting, that was it. Sure, the weight wasn't coming off either, but that was just cos he hadn't figured out this bodies macros yet.

Unfortunately, he'd planned on getting into shape quicker than this, and had burned through most of his money. And so it was back down the swap clinic.

A few extra pounds, and some cup sizes later, and he was back home

He walked into the kitchen, to find Richard with a smug smile who playfully poked his belly

"Oh, is this going to come off easily too?"

For the first time in his life, Jack blushed

"Look... I just needed some cash, and I-I-I haven't got used periods yet a-a-and I'll totally work this off soon."

Richard was taken back. He'd never heard his friend talk with such a lack of confidence before, and he'd certainly never heard him stammer. Little did he know Jack had also traded away some of his confidence. The bold young man of course convincing himself that he could simply rebuild any that was lost.

It was even harder now. Jack found himself feeling something new, embarrassment. He didn't like how his shirts clung to his little belly, or how his thighs looked in yoga pants. He only managed a session or two at the gym.

And then he had another brain wave. If he was going to get in shape, he should do it all at once, right? 

And so it was back down to the swap clinic, and Richard received a text

"Holy shit dude, I made so much cash today"

"HOLY SHIT. How big are those? Are you really sure about this?" Richard responded

"Yeah, of course dude, trust me this is gonna be worth it"

However his confident reply belied his new feelings. He stood in front of his mirror, gently shaking. He got so wrapped up in all the cash, that he was barely keeping track of the swaps he'd agreed to. By the end, he may've gone too far.

He'd easily gained another 50+ pounds, taken the sagginess of multiple mothers, gained some thick thighs that rubbed together, added the appetites of multiple obese women, and traded away some more of his confidence and motivation and gained some laziness. 

He felt like doing nothing but laying in bed, but he realised he needed to stay on track. He was right before, women just liked complaining, he'd definitely get this body into shape. 

He tried a simple home workout, squatting low. However, the weight of his new breasts nearly pulled him forward and over

And when he tried to stand back up, the little muscle mass he had that he'd traded away came back to bite him. His thighs quivered and ached, his body began to sweat, and he finally gave in and slumped back on his new wide rear

So... some normal workouts were off the table. He definitely was too self conscious to hit the gym, and there was no way he'd find a sports bra to contain his new, humongous tits. And then, a brainwave. And he was back down to the swap clinic

Which is why Richard walked in on his friend naked, in a contorted position

"What do you think? It just took a bit of cash, but I managed to get the flexibility and yoga skills off some chick. This is how I'm gonna lose the weight" Jack said

"Right, and is that why there's 2 empty pizza boxes in the trash?" Richard replied

Jack shamefully looked away from his friend

"T-t-that's just cos today's a cheat day. I'm starting my diet properly tomorrow, okay? A-and then tomorrow, I'll be ready to go... so... what do you think of the body?" He asked

"I think you need to put some clothes on. I'm going out." Richard said, and swiftly left

Jack held back tears. What he hadn't mentioned is that on top of the cash, he'd also had to trade sexual preferences, and ever since he'd been thinking about his attractive roommate. The same one that wasn't even excited to see his naked body. Jack simply opened a delivery app and ordered more pizza. He'd definitely start that diet tomorrow. He'd 100% get in shape, no excuses. But for now, he needed to wallow a little bit