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Edits by ErinWhiteKnight on the discord

Melina had signed up to the swap app but honestly didn't really need it. She was slim, pretty and stacked. She made great money on onlyfans 

She simply downloaded it because everyone else had 

She hadn't even thought about it for a while until she got a notification

"Swap confirmed"

She stared in confusion, she hadn't put anything up to swap. She opened the app as she walked to bathroom to make sure she was near a large mirror. However, there was no need to check herself over, the swap became immediately apparent as she went from J cup to flatchested. 

The app finally opened. "Confirmed - Breast size swap with Julie"

WHO THE FUCK WAS JULIE? HOW WAS THIS HAPPENING? 

She found the info for support and angrily called 

"M-m-my tits are fucking stolen! Gone! I must've been hacked or something, I didn't agree to swap anything!" She yelled at the woman on the phone

"Well, let's have a look here ma'am. Hmmm. Yep, this all looks in order"

"THIS ISN'T IN ORDER" She shouted, stomping her feet, and cringing when she noticed how much her tits didn't jiggle in response

"If you don't use the app within a month, your assets will be put up for one free swap. It's to encourage engagement. You did read the agreement, right?"

Melina face flushed. Of course she hadn't read the agreement. Who does?

"I must've missed that part, okay? But please, please reverse it. I have a shoot today" She said

"I'm afraid all swaps are final. If it helps, Julie seems very happy with her new tits. They've gone to a good home" 

Melina saw a notification in the swap app, confirming what the support rep was saying. A girl called Julie had sent her a before and after, and a long thankful message

"OF COURSE THAT DOESN'T HELP! I've made a career of those tits, okay. I need them back. Or, the same sized ones from someone else."

"Well, it'll be hard to fi-"

"Please, I'm begging you, please."

There was a moment of hesitation, and the woman on the other end finally responded 

"I'll see what I can do. It may be a day or so..."

Melina thanked the woman profusely, and sat to figure out what to do next. She could either stop the content for a little while... or she could lean into it.

Which is how her subscribers were treated to a unique video. She wore one of her standard outfits, but spent the entire vid talking about how embarrassed she felt with her flat chest. She cupped her nipples, and talked about missing her big nips. 

She was surprised to find it was a hit. 

She was prepping to make another when she got a text from SwapApp support 

"Found a solution"

Melina set up a camera and excitedly waited for her tits to return. However, whilst they came back the same size...

"WHAT ARE THESE!" She yelled 

These weren't her perfect, natural breasts from before, but huge, misshapen implants. The cup size was the same, but certainly not what she wanted. Another angry call later, she was once again miserable. The support rep had found the only person willing to trade their J cups for her Bs at best, and it was a woman who regretted her oversized implants. They were done cheaply in a foreign country, and now they were all Melinas. 

However, she once again made a video, talking about how heavy they felt, her stretched nipples, how she missed the natural sag of her old tits 

It did even better than her last one. And while she eyed up the SwapApp, she realised she may not be able to get her old tits back, but there were a whole world of new ones to try...