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Dan had a problem which many would laugh at if he complained. His cock was too big, and he lasted too long. 

He'd tried to express his problems to his friend once, who simply told him to stop bragging and stomped off.

As fun as it would sound, here he was spending another night with a girl who could barely fit his head in her mouth, and certainly wasn't willing to try and let him inside her

After a fruitless 20 minutes, she awkwardly made an excuse and left, leaving Dan once again unsatisfied and wanking alone. Another half hour later he'd finally cum. 

As he lay in his bed, he made a hopeful google 

"How to make cock smaller?"

He skimmed past the standard scam supplement websites, but for some reason his eye was drawn by one advertising an app 

"Trade away your problems, Swap App Beta now available"

He downloaded and signed up, and opened a simple UI. He'd entered his measurements, and a small 3D model represented them perfectly. He tapped on the 3D models cock, and a text box popped up

"Swapping or giving?"

He tapped on giving, and was given a massive list of options. Girth, length, stamina, sensitivity, cut or uncut, even curvature. After some thought he entered what he was willing to give

Length: 1 inch

Stamina: 5 minutes

He figured a quick test wouldn't hurt, just to see if it works. 

Unfortunately for Dan, he hadn't looked at the basic settings. Which meant he hadn't seen that the default settings for giving weren't set at 1, but "All".

He confirmed the listing, left his phone on the bedside table and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

He heard a notification sound on his phone, and felt a shiver in his groin as his cock retracted slightly, brushing the inside of his underwear. 

A freeze went down his spine when he heard the notification sound again. And again

He hurriedly tried to take off his pyjamas to get a look at his cock, tripping as he did. And as he laid on the cold floor of his bathroom, he heard more notifications, as his cock shrivelled away

When he'd finally got over the shock, Dan tried to get into the app. However when he did, the 3D model was gone, and instead a simple image.

"Thank you for your testing of Swap App. We will inform you if there is another beta release"

He couldn't believe his eyes. 

And now it was 3 months later. The advertisement had disappeared off search engines, and there'd been no new beta period. He was giving up hope, and trying to find silver linings. 

Sure, the default settings may've robbed him of his cock, but at least the defaults set a minimum of 0.5 inches and 10 seconds of stamina. Without that he may've even been left with a pussy. Plus, it was far, far easier to cum now, even if it was a little different masturbating