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Susan and Derek were, on the face of it, a happy normal couple.

However, they were on a slump sexually. They'd hit their 40s, the kids were out the house, they should be in their primes for exploration. However it was becoming almost a chore, once a month with the lights off. 

Which is why Derek was excitedly showing his wife a pamphlet for the new "Arch" technology that'd set up a store in their town. 

"So you just set up what you want, go through the arch, and then you can test out new desires, or bodies, or whatever. In a safe, clean environment. C'mon honey, you've been saying we need to spice things up"

He was right. She had been the one to raise concerns about their dwindling sex life, and trying something new might be fun...

"Okay. Okay LET'S DO IT!" She said, getting herself more excited at the idea by the second.

The next day, they were at their new Arch store getting signed up. 

"Well we've got you set up on the profile you wanted, nice and basic, you choose the additions once you're through the Arch, just take it slow and explore. Now if you want to change anything, there's a console in the room"

Susan and Derek gripped each others hands with nervous excitement, stripped off and entered their Arch room. They were amazed to see how big it was inside. Dotted around were various staging areas, presumably for extra immersion. Just in front of them they could spot a bedroom, a sofa in a front room, and bizarrely a toilet, though they didn't think they'd be using that.

Staged just before those, was the Arch and the console. As Susan continued to stare in awe at her surroundings, Derek walked up to the console. He saw "Use agreed settings?" and out of curiosity hit "Edit". He was amazed by the options provided, and jokingly began messing around. 

He flicked "Fetish Options" to "All", moved "Baseline Arousal" from normal to high, and quizzically selected "Webcam Request Show". He was finally done playing around and was about to revert to defaults when he heard his wife say

"So, we just walk through here?" 

Before he could yell out in caution, she'd already gone through the Arch. A flush hit her cheeks, the extra libido already kicking in

"Oh god, Susan, no, I... I was fucking around an-"

He was interrupted by a voice announcing over speakers 

"CAM SHOW AND TRANSFORMATIONS WILL BEGIN IN 10 MINUTES"

He explained to his wife what he'd done, she couldn't believe he was such an idiot. However, she calmly said "It's okay honey" and moved to embrace him. Feeling relieved he moved forward to hug her too, and felt a sharp pain as she kicked his leg from under him. He fell forward and rolled... straight through the Arch

"This was always a couples thing" She asserted to him. 

He could hardly complain, this was all his fault.

A few minutes later, a TV screen on the walls confirmed their predicament 

"Cam show will last 2 hours. All forms will be chosen by highest paying viewer. Please try to enjoy"

They braced themselves, the countdown finished, and the screen flashed 

"Request: Reverse Cowgirl"

They breathed a sigh of relief. They thought enabling all fetishes would attract the weirdos, they'd done cowgirl themselves. 

However they realised the request wasn't finished

"Request: Tattooed reverse cowgirl"

Some new bodies maybe? Still a bi-

"Request: Tattooed pregnant reverse cowgirl"

That was more what they expected. A rush overcame them both as their bodies shifted and warped into new shapes. 

Susan watched her skin tighten and firm up as she dropped years, Derek enjoying the same. He gained a bit of muscle and watched as tattoos began appearing over his arms and chest. 

Susan however barely noticed her new ink, her focus was first on her new, bigger tits, and then she watched them sag and part, giving her a perfect view of her taut stomach bloating and expanding. 

When it was finally done, both were unrecognisable, but excited

"Well these are an upgrade" She teased "I look way better than when I was pregnant before"

Her husband couldn't help but agree, and through the Arch's compulsions and their own horniness, quickly fulfilled the request

"That was great" He whispered in her ear in the aftermath of them both coming to roaring climaxes. However they were quickly alerted to a buzzer noise

Request: Lesbian Make Out

Derek looked confused until he felt his new muscles melt away. He stared at his arms, watching them become slim and feminine. He realised now he underestimated quite what this technology could do. But it was too late for regrets, as his vision became blocked by thick curls of brunette hair. He brushed them aside to spot that his cock was gone, replaced with a tight pussy, and finally that was view was obscured as he watched brand new tits grow. 

He had no time to process it, before he heard his wife whisper

"Wow you're hot"

Before he could do anything, she'd backed him against the wall and was kissing him like a teenager. His roving hands explored her body, and hers his. They both felt the warmth and wetness of the others pussy grinding against each other. 

The make out session was getting them both on edge, and they planned to move to one of the beds and explore each other a bit more. But they realised they couldn't. The request had specified a make out session. They managed to get themselves over to the bed, but they simply entwined themselves and kept kissing, unable to go any further.

After what seemed like an eternity of frustration, the buzzer went again. 

"Request: Stepmom Seduces Stepson"

"What?!" Susan screamed

"C'mon honey, it's all pretend, we're not gonna actually be related" 

"Yeah, but I'm so young and hot now! I don't want to be a stepmom"

Derek simply smiled

"This is porn honey, you aren't gonna be some 50 year old trailer trash"

As he said it, the changes happened.

Susan was now a surgically enhanced milf in a tight pink dress, and Derek was a young strapping guy. They looked at each other, and suddenly realised the mental changes it could add

"So" Susan said in a sultry smokey voice "Your dads away this weekend, can you think of anything we can do to stay busy" Her eyes flicked to his crotch

"I-I-I can think of one thing" Derek stuttered out, his wife looked so hot as an older babe

Susan moved quickly

"Oh wow, you're sooo big, just like your dad" 

"Yeah, I-I-I bet I can f-f-fuck better than him too" He tried to say with confidence, and soon enough, he was railing his stepmo- he meant his wife. Right?

The request allowed them both to cum and not leave with any frustrations this time as the buzzer sounded

"Request: BBW face sitting, small dude"

Derek grimaced, this one seemed less fun. He looked over to his wife. Was she getting taller? He realised it was actually him getting smaller. She remained the same size, well, same height. He watched as her whole body began filling with fat. A tummy became a gut, her implants disappeared, replacing with real saggy fat filled teats, and when the rest of her stopped expanding, her hips and ass kept going. When it was finished, she was one of the most pear shaped women he'd seen.

He realised she was looking at him hungrily, she stomped forward, thighs and ass shaking wildly with each step, and threw him onto the sofa. He was surprised to find how easily he was pushed over by her, he felt so tiny and weak.

And then, she fiddled with her panties to allow him access, and plonked down on top of him

It was heaven. Her huge fat ass and thighs covered his entire head and part of his body. He happily and rapidly licked her new fat hairy pussy, he felt his cock straining against his pants and prayed she'd give him some attention, but he knew she wouldn't. He didn't deserve it. This is what he deserved, to be licking her to climax. 

They had to stop a few times, Derek occasionally struggling to breathe, but he loved the sound and feelings of her cumming. He just wished he could maybe get some attention. 

And then, the buzzer. Susan heaved herself off of him so he could see the incoming request

"Request: SPH"

"SPH?" His wife asked turning to see Derek with a look of sadness and shock

"Small... small penis humiliation" He muttered

The moment the request had popped up, the change had began. He felt his hard on go from bulging against his trousers, to tenting them slightly, to not even touching. He hoped it's just cos he'd lost his erection

"Well, look, it can't be that small" She said

"Please, please don't look" He begged, however he felt powerless to stop her. He noticed now she'd changed, no longer the BBW from before, more normal looking now

She pulled down his trousers, and then his underwear, and couldn't help her reaction

"Omg. I'm sorry honey I'm sorry but it's just HAHAHAHA" 

Derek blushed and frowned, she wasn't wrong, it was tiny

"Wow, I'm glad this isn't forever. I could never fuck a guy with a cock like this."

He blushed harder, but... she was right, he was pathetic

He felt a stirring in his crotch

"Like, could this thing even fit inside me?"

God, could it? His pathetic little cock

"Oh wow! It's growing! So at least you weren't hard"

She smiled as she poked his tiny prick

And then laughed again as it stopped growing

"Woooow. That's so fucking tiny, even when hard"

This went on for another 15 minutes. Relentless teasing his cock, saying how she'd have to go elsewhere to be satisfied, refusing to touch it, or let him touch it.

His sexual frustration was at maximum when finally the buzzer rang. An unfamiliar sign appeared

"COUPLE SPLIT FOR NEXT REQUESTS"

The two looked at each other concerned, and then felt themselves drawn to certain areas. He watched as Susan walked off to a screened off bed area, and found himself marching towards... a toilet?

When he got inside, there was a screen there as well that read

"Request: Toilet POV pissing, bladder always full"

He felt a shudder, and realised it was the same as the lesbian request. His body shifted and reshaped into a more curvy one, new clothes appearing on him. 

However he had no time to explore his new body, he felt a pain and a pressure in his mid section, his bladder was full to bursting. He struggled to yank down his new jeans, managing just to in time to squat

He felt relief for a moment, and then the feeling return and he began pissing just as violently again. This continued for long enough that his mind began to wander. Unlike the other times, he wasn't getting any sexual gratification for this. This was purely for the audience. 

It was then that he realised he hadn't been allowed to cum for a while. It was a fact that stood out even starker now that he could overhear his wifes moans and screams from across the room.

But if he'd seen her request, he may not have been so envious

"Request: Destroying her hole, massive dildo"

Finally the buzzer sounded again. 

They met in the middle of the room near the screen. His wife looked exhausted, he just felt unsatisifed. 

They realised time had flown by, there was only 10 minutes left on their session. 

"Request: Black guy fucking trans girl"

Derek couldn't stop himself 

"YES!" He'd finally be able to get off again

"Ohhh I don't really want a cock" His wife complained

"Well, I've had a pussy twice today, so you can try it out"

He looked expectantly at himself, waiting for his skin to darken. He was confused when instead, his body became slim... again. The same way it did when he'd become a woman the first time. And as he turned to his wife, he realised the request had been implemented differently than he expected.

A deep voice emanated from her as she stroked her big black dick

"Actually, I could get used to this. Now... turn around Derek"

Derek whimpered as he saw the monster dick that was about to go inside his virginal ass, but... at least he got to cum this time