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Jodie was excited. 

She was a nobody in college. Plain to look at, no real interests, never excelled in her classes. And every day she took classes with Casey. Tall, blonde, curvy, cheerleader. She hated her. Some blonde bimbo who represented everything she wanted. She got good grades, but Jodie knew she must be blowing the professors, it's the only explanation. She made sure to make disparaging remarks where she could in class, she knew everyone else must hate her too.

But now in an antique shop, she'd found exactly what she needed. She invited Casey to her dorm room, and set the down the artefact. 

"It's a wish off!" Jodie explained to a bemused Casey, looking at a strange, glowing orb "But with special rules. One of us gets 4 wishes, then the other gets 1. And you've only got 30 seconds to make each wish"

Casey continued to examine the orb with a scrunched up face. The stupid bitch must be confused by the idea, Jodie thought to herself, but she knew what would happen. Casey would make a bunch of wishes to make Jodie's body and life worse, and then Jodie could simply use her wish to swap their bodies and lives. It was genius. 

Casey finally let out a slow breath and said "Okay" in her chipper high pitched cheery tone "Who gets the 4 wishes?"

Jodie smiled "You can have the first 4, and I'll have the last"

Casey wrinkled her brow again, and then said

"I wish you were fat, with a big belly and small saggy tits"

Jodie smiled as the wish kicked in. She felt her body flood with warmth, and then groaned as she began packing on the pounds. It focuses mainly on her stomach, going from a slight paunch, to a flabby belly, to full on beer gut. Her arms began chubby, brushing against her side. Her perky B cup tits sagged without much growth, sloping either side of her stomach. Her thighs exploded in size, rubbing against each other, and finally her ass widened and widened. Gaining a near endless jiggle, pitted with cellulite. She was huge, and her  previously very loose clothes barely covered any of her now.

"Wow, it... it actually worked" Casey said, a little surprised "Okay. I wish you had a serious gas problem" 

Jodie grimaced, not in fear or annoyance, but in pain as her protruding gut suddenly churned and tensed. Bizarre noises escaped it as her stomach churned and rumbled. She opened her mouth to respond but simply let out a BURRRRRP as loudly as possible. She covered it shocked, and as she did, her ass clapped together as BRRRRRT a massive, wet fart blew past her ass cheeks. Wow, thought Jodie, Casey's really doing a number on me... and soon herself, she smiled

She fanned herself, the feeling in her stomach and her new weight were making her very warm. 

"Go on" Casey said kindly "Feel free to strip off and get comfortable"

Jodie hated that she was being nice, but didn't mind doing it. She took off her shorts, and rested on her bed, trying to massage her belly into the mattress and relieve some of the pressure. More gas leaked out, leaving her huge ass jiggling with each release.

"Now... I wish you had to consume 3ml of cum every 24 hours, or you'll gain 10lbs" Casey said

"WHAT?!" Jodie yelled involuntarily. She was going to switch their bodies, but was surprised by how inventive and mean Casey was being. But that stupid bitch was digging her own grave, so she quickly stopped herself saying anything else

"C'mon, that's not too bad" Casey said with a smile "That's like one blowjob a day" She took a deep breath, and continued

"And finally... I know why you invited me round Jodie. It's obvious you hate me. Everyone knows, but no one knows why. But I do. It's simply jealously. You think I've got an easy life. But I don't. I work hard to keep looking this good, I worked hard to get into the cheerleader squad. And I work super fucking hard on my studies, which is why I'm top of the class. And I know why you did this little trick, because you didn't know that. You just assumed I'm blowing the professors, and skating by, so you didn't think a dumb blonde like me would figure out your super obvious plan here"

Jodie froze, she'd never actually spoken to Casey for this long before... if she had... maybe she wouldn't have underestimated her this much

"So for my final wish... I wish you'd forget every wish you had planned"

Jodie froze. Her mind was wiped of all potential schemes. As the day had gone on, she'd thought about all her other options, how she'd swap bodies, or ruin Casey's body, or turn herself into a celebrity, or make herself rich. Endless choices, but with that final wish, they were gone. Her mind was blank.

"You've only got 30 seconds remember" Casey said with a smile

Jodie panicked, she'd thought of every possible way of ruining her life, and now completely unable to access those memories, she was stuck. She flicked her eyes desperately around Casey

"5 seconds" She said

"I... I WISH YOU HAD SHORT HAIR" Jodie screamed, and then broke down in tears when she saw the result

Casey looked in the mirror and smiled

"Wow, I actually look super cute, I never would've tried this on my own. Well, this was fun. Enjoy your new body too babes, but remember that 24 hours starts ticking now" and she left.

Jodie spent the next few hours simply crying and farting on her bed.

And then she finally got up the courage to text one of the guys she knew from class. An absolutely desperate virgin. And as much as her new body shocked and disgusted him, the offer a free blowjob was too good to turn down.

Jodie gagged and gassed her way through it, he came within a couple of minutes and she greedily swallowed all of it. She realised this would only work for another 24 hours and asked nervously

"Do... do you want to do this again tomorrow?"

He looked down at her disgusted

"No" He said "I can definitely do way better than you... besides this place smells fucking terrible"

And Jodie found herself in what would become an all too familiar position. Face down, expelling gas, crying into her bedsheets. Just because she was a little jealous